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2025-03-27 / 663 words
Generalize land value tax to short names.
2025-03-22 / 1.30k words
Why I think they're not popular, and what they need.
2025-03-02 / 4.00k words
The TAM for God is very large.
2024-07-06 / 1.62k words
I got annoyed and rewrote everything.
2025-02-10 / 1.55k words
My new main router.
2024-02-25 / 3.44k words
How to run local AI slightly more cheaply than with a prebuilt system. Somewhat opinionated.
2025-01-26 / 1.84k words
Predicting the post-social world.
2025-01-24 / 4.17k words
Downloading and indexing everything* on Reddit on one computer.
2025-01-09 / 1.35k words
Computer algebra systems leave lots to the user and require task-specific manual design. Can we do better?
2024-11-01 / 2.65k words
Has Minecraft become easier?
2024-10-16 / 665 words
A slightly odd pattern I've observed.
2024-10-06 / 2.99k words
Or: why most AI hardware startups are lying.
2024-10-06 / 1.08k words
As ever, AI safety becomes AI capabilities.
2020-06-11 / 4.83k words
A nonexhaustive list of media which I like and which you may also be interested in.
2023-08-28 / 2.59k words
Powerful search tools as externalized cognition, and how mine work.
2024-05-12 / 1.29k words
What exactly is "magic" anyway?
2024-04-27 / 848 words
Please stop making chatbots.
2024-04-22 / 1.54k words
Absurd technical solutions for problems which did not particularly need solving are one of life's greatest joys.
2024-03-27 / 1.86k words
RSAPI and the rest of my infrastructure.
2023-09-24 / 1.64k words
This is, of course, all part of my evil plan to drive site activity through systematically generating (meta)political outrage.
2023-06-06 / 2.50k words
The history of the feared note-taking application.
2023-07-02 / 1.61k words
Why programming education isn't very good, and my thoughts on AI code generation.
2022-02-24 / 949 words
Learn about how osmarks.net works internally! Spoiler warning if you wanted to reverse-engineer it yourself.
2023-01-28 / 407 words
A common criticism of school is that it focuses overmuch on rote memorization. While I don't endorse school, I think this argument is wrong.
2022-05-14 / 463 words
RSS/Atom are protocols for Internet-based newsletter/feed services. They're surprisingly well-supported and you should consider using them.
2021-07-08 / 1.07k words
In which I get annoyed at yet more misguided UK government behaviour.
2020-05-20 / 582 words
Is solving Sudoku and similar puzzles by hand really useful in building computer science ability? We don't think so.
2017-08-16 / 940 words
We are not responsible if these tips cause your ship to implode/explode. Contains spoilers in vast quantities.
2018-08-14 / 688 words
Why I think that government programs telling everyone to "code" are pointless.
2020-01-25 / 145 words
It's slightly different now!
2018-06-01 / 737 words
My (probably unpopular in general but... actually likely fairly popular amongst this site's intended audience) opinions on smartphones today.

Microblog

Short-form observations.

It amuses me that networks alternate between "packet" and "stream" every few layers. Ethernet media is physically a continuous unreliable stream; the MAC divides it into frames; TCP runs streams on top of IP; TLS is (loosely) message-based but pretends to be a stream; HTTP is (roughly) message-based, and websockets are very message-based.

Pigeons use much less energy than mammals per unit brain mass. How? Why did we not evolve whatever trick they are using? https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36084646/

This is bizarrely compelling even though I don't care at all about trilobites: https://www.trilobites.info/

I'm so glad OpenAI uses only the most robust safety practices when training the newest and most capable models.

Wow. I need to read the mechanism design literature! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myerson%E2%80%93Satterthwaite_theorem

This is ridiculous. Font descriptions mean nothing. We need bitter-lesson font classification.

Theory: people (partly) dislike deep learning because it feels like cheating, like Ozempic - it is "too easy" for what it gets you.

As Robin Hanson says, building the sheer variety of products we have is actually bad, because it increases unit costs. This is especially clear in laptops - there are far too many laptops with too little to distinguish them and too many nonsense minor issues. As such, I think we need a new streamlined and harmonized lineup of all laptops:

  • Cheapest Possible Technically Functional Laptop
  • Mediocre Office and Home Laptop (to be issued to most office workers and people who want to edit spreadsheets or emails and such)
  • CEO Laptop (reasonably fast, expensive, big battery for CEO activities)
  • Programmer Laptop (ThinkPad-like focused on CPU performance and reasonable portability)
  • Gamer Laptop (16" Legion-like with middling battery life and decently high-powered CPU/GPU)
  • Gamer Laptop (Big) (17"-18" desktop replacement)
  • Technician Laptop (smallish thick and rugged laptop with many ports)
  • Multimedia Laptop (Mediocre Office and Home Laptop with a nicer display and better graphics)

There would also be a version number updated whenever new components are available, of course. There can perhaps be two or three variants of each (with the same chassis, board, etc but different components) with different pricing, but no more.

Experiments

Various web projects I have put together over many years. Made with at least four different JS frameworks. Some of them are bad.

A game about... apioforms... by Heavpoot.
Collect Arbitrary Points and achievements by doing things on this website! See how many you have! Do nothing with them because you can't! This is the final form of gamification.
Automatic score keeper, designed for handling Monopoly money.
Colorizes the Alphabet, using highly advanced colorizational algorithms.
The Limitless Grid screensaver (kind of) implemented in a somewhat laggy pixel shader.
An unfinished attempt to replicate an Apple screensaver.
Survive as long as possible against emus and other wildlife. Contributed by Aidan.
Fly an ominous flying square around above some ground! Includes special relativity!
A somewhat unperformant generator for pleasant watercolor-y "fractalart" images. Ported from a Haskell implementation by "TomSmeets".
My fork of GUIHacker. Possibly the only version actually on the web right now since the original website is down.
Obligatory (John Conway's) Game of Life implementation.
It is pitch black (if you ignore all of the lighting). You are likely to be eaten by Heavpoot's terrible writing skills, and/or lacerated/shot/[REDACTED]. Vaguely inspired by the SCP Foundation.
Generates ideas. Terribly. Don't do them. These are not good ideas.
The exciting multiplayer game of incrementing and decrementing! No cheating.
Outdoing all other websites with INFINITE PAGES!
Tells you how late Joe's homework is.
Lorem Ipsum (latin-like placeholder text), eternally. Somehow people have left comments at the bottom anyway.
Instead of wasting time thinking of the best political opinion to hold, simply pick them pseudorandomly per day with this tool.
A Reverse Polish Notation (check wikipedia) calculator, version 2. Buggy and kind of unreliable. This updated version implements advanced features such as subtraction.
Reverse Polish Notation calculator, version 3 - with inbuilt docs, arbitrary-size rational numbers, utterly broken float/rational conversion and quite possibly Turing-completeness.
Reverse Polish Notation calculator, version 4 - increasingly esoteric and incomprehensible. Contributed by Aidan.
Apply custom CSS to most pages on here.
Your favourite* tic-tac-toe game in 3 dimensions, transplanted onto the main website via a slightly horrifically manual process! Technically this game is solved and always leads to player 1 winning with optimal play, but the AI is not good enough to do that without more compute!
More dimensions. More confusion. Somewhat worse performance. 4D Tic-Tac-Toe.
A basic implementation of the WFC procedural generation algorithm.
Type websocket URLs in the top bar and hit enter; type messages in the bottom bar, and also hit enter. Probably useful for some weirdly designed websocket services.
Dice-rolling webapp. Not very useful pending me writing a good parser.
Unholy horrors moved from the depths of my projects directory to your browser. Theoretically, this is a calculator. Good luck using it.

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